Bare Assets Strip Club Melbourne Florida

Bare Assets

4020 W. New Haven Ave

Melbourne, FL

phone 321-952-4291 or 321-984-8474

Topless bar.

You must be over 21.

Full bar.

No food.

Smoking permitted.

Stage, table, couch and VIP dances.

Female dancers.

Everyone welcome.

Couple friendly.

No unescorted females.

Biker friendly.

No truck parking.

Admission: $5.00 or $7.00

Drinks: $4.00/soda, $3.00 to $4.75/beer, $3.50 to $4.75/well.

Dances: $10.00 or $15.00

VIP Room.

User rating: C




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Went to Bare Assets tonight. I liked it. The girls... some were pretty, others not so much. Nice, friendly atmosphere, the girls are NOT skanky. We got 2 dances and a free drink for $25. It was pretty good. Overall, I really liked the place. Nice to go to when you want to relax. (0910)


Friendly bar day or night, pretty waitresses, lots of dancers. Vip room best dance for you$$$.(02/09)


What a Dump... Scanky girls who sit around and do nothing. Most of them are strung out or totally drunk. Dirty scurvy place. The waitresses look better then the dancers. Employees and bouncers are all nasty. Even women have to pay to get in. I could get a better lap dance from a dog in heat. (01/09)

That's an extreme opinion. Can someone else visit this club and give us another opinion? - WOM




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