Strip Club List and Strip Club Reviews along with opinions by the Wize Old Man for Strip Clubs in the US, US Possessions, and Canada.
Guys, Don't read this. The Wize Old Man is sure he'll be unwelcome by management of most strip clubs for letting this out but you know as well as he does that there's less sex in a topless bars than there is in a regular bar.
Ladies, forget it. Your man ain't getting it there. Nope. The Wize Old Man has been in hundreds of strip clubs and not once has he gotten off in one. And, just in case your definitions of sex is the same as our former President, that includes oral sex. Hell, even the cigars are just for smoking.
On a slow night, an average stripper at an average club will pocket $200, on a good night $1000. And, no shit, I've seen guys spend over a grand on a dancer and still go home alone. And you think they'd be interest in your man? Ha! Frankly, most of them would be more interested in you than they would be in any man.
Let's see, $1,000,000+ for a building, lights, sound equipment, furniture just to open a club. Then the hassles from right wing Christian extremists picketing. Government agents crawling all over the place looking for an excuse to shut you down and you're worried the owner is running a brothel. Get a life! Men are visual and like to look. Not much different that buying a Playboy video, just more expensive.
Where you should be concerned is if your man hangs out in one of the local "meet" markets. The Wize Old Man has seen more connections there is one evening that he has in years of going to titty bars.
Don't believe me? Check it out for yourself and give your man a treat at the same time. Just visit the nearest topless bar with him. Hey, maybe you'll learn something that can spice up your relationship. And, if you want to be really, really sure, just ask your man to grab a dancer's breast during a table dance... just be prepared to leave with him immediately after that. But it is an effective way to make sure he can never go back to that club! LOL.
Agree? Disagree? Write the WizeOldMan@wizeoldman.com.
01/08 Rick Ryan's rant about the bad rap strippers get.
02/08 Rick hits it on the head. As a category, the Wize Old Man has always found that waitresses are far easier that dancers. - WOM
11/06 Very true about what you are saying . Having worked many clubs in a few different states it doesn't happen that much, I'm sure it does but not like a lot of people think . Besides the Money is Honey ..... An a BIG WAAAAA fir your site it's GREAT ! -- Marilyn
06/06 That is sooo true! I am a dancer & you have a better chance of getting laid by going to a regular bar, or even the library. The guys that come to strip clubs do so because it is a "safe" place to look and be entertained and even talk to a female without the behind the eyes speculation of what is this gonna lead to... There are no strings attached by talking to a woman in a strip club. -- Nadine
Opinions of the Wize Old Man. Your mileage may vary.
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