Secrets Cabaret, Fayetteville

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Secrets Cabaret

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Fayetteville, NC

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Cost:

$9.00 year membership

$3.00 Domestic Beer.

Couch Dance: $20.00

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Review:

Rating 3.00 out of 5

Restroom to your left, near the back wall, as you enter the main area. One toilet, two urinals. Clean but inadequate if the club had been even half full.

The sign says open 11:00 AM daily. The sign where you pay to enter also says "no refunds" Apparently boys in Fayetteville go to drink beer and shoot pool because the dancing doesn't start until 8:00 PM. Open should mean more than just letting you sit around.

The club is laid out well. As you enter, the entire left side is a couch dance area. On the right is the main stage and bar. Actually, there are two bars and two stages but it was fairly dead while I was there so only the main bar and stage were in sued. Generally Friday nights are busy, but not this one. From the amount of staff and the large ice cooler and number of dancers, the WOM would guess he just had the misfortune to be there on a slow night. Maybe there was a deployment at Ft. Bragg. According to several dancers, the entire week at been below normal.

Speaking of Ft. Bragg, Fayetteville clubs are overrun with young guys. Of course in Fayetteville, clubs cater to a much younger crown than other parts of the state. Secret's is no acceptation. The Wize Old Man thinks that if you're old enough to die to protect him, you're old enough to buy a beer and look at tits. Almost said American Tits but some of them were Korean. Very few customer there appeared to be over 25. The dancers were also young. Dancers aren't permitted to drink... well, ok, ALE doesn't allow that but this is the first club I've been in that wouldn't allow the entertainer to get a beer for you.

Another thing that indicates they cater to military guys is the hand stamp. Older men are generally married and don't want to go go home with a big black stamp on the back of their hand. The eighteen year olds got a big "X" instead.

The stage is shaped like a bone. Round at both ends and a narrow section connecting them. One end has a brass poll and there's a rope swing in the straight section. None of the dancers were particularly good and none appeared to be enjoying themselves. Off stage, it's a mixed scene, the WOM was there for 30 minutes before anyone came by to say hello. It was a slow night, dancers were sitting around talking with each other. Once they did start coming by, they were overly aggressive and downright pushy to get a couch dance.

The couch area the WOM was lead to was the one on the left side that has the small two-person seats with partial partitions between them. There is a more conventional couch room that was closer, with no one in it. The WOM asked several dancers what the difference was and they didn't seem to know.

The Voyeur Lounge. Small room on the left as you enter the main area. Seemed to be very popular. Asked several dancers what the deal was. Neither knew.

Pros:

   If you're between 18 and 21, like cheap beer, and shooting pool with your buddies, this is your place. Added benefit of seeing titties.

Cons:

  If you're over 30, get on I-95 and head out of town. LOL

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Readers Comments:

November, 2005

I was there back in March of this year. I noticed people of all ages there. I'm glad that everyone there is treated fairly. I'm 41 and people even way older than i am were there. that is the most "people" like club I've been to. I was spending the night there in Fayetteville. I was on my way back to Michigan from Florida.
Thanx, again for a good time.
Robert, from North Muskegon, Michigan.

Glad you had a good time. -- WOM

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