Executive Suite, Greensboro

Name:

The Executive Suite

"Home of the $2.00 Bill"

Address:

7806 Boeing Dr.

Greensboro, NC

gps: N 36° 04.967', W 79 57°.313'

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Web Site

http://executivesuiteclub.com/index.htm

Type:

Nude

Bar:

Bring your own beer or buy soft drinks for $2.00 each with a 2 drink minimum.

Cost:

Membership: $20.00 - $40.00 (includes first night cover charge)

Cover Charge: $10.00

Couch Room: $30.00

VIP Area: $150.00/half-hour

Hours:

Monday - Thursday: 6:00 PM - 3:00 AM (Show starts at 7:00 PM)

Friday - Saturday: 7:00 PM - 5:00 AM (Show starts at 8:00 PM)

Executive Suite consistently has a problem getting the show started on time. All clubs have a problem getting dances to arrive when they are suppose to, just seems to be more pronounced here. - WOM

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Review:

May/June, 2008

Executive Suite is an up-scale nude club that attracts high quality dancers and customers. The club is clean, well lit and has modern clean restrooms. A true five star rating.

When on a Friday night and; after a slow start, had a great time. Executive Suite has the best looking dancers but; apparently, they all need watches. Good Grief, the club opens an hour before the show is suppose to start and the dancers still aren't ready. The sign says doors open at 7:00, show starts at 8:00. At 9:00 I started to walk out and ran into the owner in the parking lot. He asked me to go back in and, I guess, kicked some butt and got the show going.

And a great show it was! The best looking dancers of any of the nude clubs in all of North Carolina and, on average, better looking than most all of the topless clubs.

A couple of the newer dancers (to nude dancing) where slow to remove their T-Bar but did it pull it over to give you a view of heaven. Most where not shy and seemed to enjoy showing to anyone who showed interest.

The dancers were not pushy. Each came over and thanked me for tipping on stage and asked if I was interested in a couch dances. That should be the way it's done. No pressure.

The standard tip on stage is $2.00. You can get $2.00 bills at the bar. Just be warned that most of the bills are new and tend to stick together. You might want to fold or crease them a bit to make sure you don't give a larger tip than you intend. Nothing wrong with giving two $2.00 bills or even a $5.00 if that's the intent; just than if the bills stick, the dancer won't know you did.

Don't be put off by the larger tip. Two dollars just doesn't get what it used to. The Wize Old Man would gladly pay that, and more, to see a clean vagina. You're going to see that more and more at clubs. Besides, the girls can't pay the rent on what they make on stage.

  If you don't BYOB and pay a "corking fee", there is a two drink minimum for a soft drink.

One dancer was a bit apologetic because she had smaller boobs. Who cares, you don't go to a nude club to look at tits!

The Wize Old Man recommends Executive Suite for a fun night.

March, 2004

     The Executive Club is one of three nude clubs in the Greensboro area. In North Carolina, nude clubs can't sell alcohol. You can; however, take your own beer and have them serve it to you. They will charge you to store and serve it. Weird, but that's the law. There's a two drink minimum on the soft drinks if you don't bring your own beer. 

     The dancers are mostly beautiful but they do have the occasional "plumb" dancer for those of you who like a little meat. On average, the dancers have smaller tits than is typical at other cubs. Still, if you're a breast man, why would you be at a nude club!

     The format is a two song set. First song clothed and standing. Second song, nude on their backs, and move around the stage so everyone gets an up-close look. Really strange is that the customers sit at their tables for the first song, then move up to the stage seats for the nude dance. Since there's no place to set your drink while sitting at the stage it's understandable but still strange.

     The club is well lit which is essential in nude club so the Wize Old Man left the flashlight in the car! It's also clean in all areas, including the restroom. The furniture is in sturdy and in good condition but nothing special and not particularly comfortable. The wait staff isn't very responsive and the WOM had to go to the bar for both of his two drinks.

    The couch dance is also a bit different. In most clubs, you and the dancer go sit on the couch and wait for the start of the next song, here you stand outside the couch area until a song ends before being allowed to enter so there's no conversation. One dancer asked for a tip above the $30.00 fee. Some nude clubs offer a nude couch dance with no touching or a topless dance and the dancer can touch you. Here it was topless only.

     The dancers were shaved in a different style. Unshaved, completely saved, and Mohawk are all popular styles. Here most of the girls were shaved except for a "dot" at the bottom. It reminds WOM of a clump of  weeds between the stones in a walkway. Not attractive... but then you might like it.

     The Wize Old Man was offered a limo ride for $300 and "I set the rules" to imply that maybe you'd get more than a dance. If you're got an extra $300 laying around collecting dust, take the ride, and let the Wize Old Man know if you get screwed or just screwed. LOL.

     Club is no where near as big on the inside as it appears on the outside. After taking out the couch room, the bar, the VIP area, it's really not that big at all.

Pros:

   You can see "heaven" for the same $1.00 you'd pay in other clubs for seeing tits. Well lit parking lot.

Cons:

   No booze which means they can let 18 year olds in. Waitresses are not very attentive. Dancers are not rude but not exactly friendly either.

Tip:

    With all the construction on I-40, you best take a map if you don't know the area.

December, 2003

     The web site now says they are "now open" at 6:00 PM on Sunday

July, 2003

     The web site says they open at 4:00 PM on Sunday. The Wize Old Man was there at 6:30 and was told they didn't open until 7:00 PM. It seems to be a generic problem that clubs don't open on time and when they open the entertainers don't show up for another hour.

Readers Comments:

May, 2008

I'm was (sic) a very loyal customer of the ES for quite a few years. I have visites (sic) there on 2 occasions in the last 2 months and was very disappointed both times. I went the second time I thought that I would give the club the benefit of the doubt that it was possibly a bad night. The wait staff spent more time standing around the bar smoking cigs and talking to the blonde bartender then waiting on her customers. I pay for a storage fee which is fine because this is all nude but the waitress actually expects tips when you spend 30 minutes trying to wave her down to get your beer or have to go get it yourself. The dancers here used to be top notch. They just sit around in packs not talking to anyone. I recieved (sic) 3 couch dances my second night there and I must say they were excellent: Daphne (long beautiful legs), a small black girl named Nikea and older lady named Marley all were very classy and provided excellent cough dances without grinding me to death they definately (sic) put on a show not so much on stage for the 2 white girls but don't let that fool you.

As for the limo they still have that and I was hounded all night long from several different girls that only took the time to ask me my name and $1000 limo ride that would provide me whatever I wanted. Other than the 3 girls I seen and actually talked to me the rest of them were either stuck up or drugged up. One dancer offered to pay for my limo ride if I could get her coke..and another offered $10 couch dances so she could pay her minimums I guess this club makes the girls pay a house fee and dance minimums ..I want be back there and honestly I think the 3 girls i got dances from should find somewhere else to work before they get in trouble in that club........

(Executive Suite) ... is high class clean club but definately (sic) not upscale entertainment. (...) I just don't understand what happened to this club it used to be great. - S Crews

Paying $1000 for a 30 minute limo ride is just plain stupid. "Taken for a ride" does mean you get screwed, just not in the good way. LOL

Checked this out Friday and the limo ride info about is a bunch of bull. It's more like $130 for a limo ride and the driver keeps the class rolled down so it's no more private than a private dance inside. It's quieter for sure if you want to talk but that's about the only reason to go for a ride. - WOM

December, 2006

Had a blast celebrating my birthday with my brother from TX. Not many dancers, but Uma made up for it in spades. Sure would have liked to take the limo ride, but wasn't exactly willing to part with $300 just for a chance to see what all it entails. Still, all in all as strip clubs go, it was very clean, and a comfortable atmosphere to part in. Wouldn't have hurt if some of the dancers would occasionally smile though, lol. -- Steve

June, 2006

Went to this place tonight and it was pretty good. 7 pretty girls and  one plump girl. Got a VIP  dance and saw plenty of pussy even though they say it will be with bottoms on. VIP allows touching of almost everything except the  gates. VIP is  20 minutes and touch as you like. I will go back.

Touching isn't allowed. Sounds like a dancer needs a refresher course on what's permitted. -- WOM

May, 2004

If you want to see vagina, go to this place! Couch dance is not worthwhile. Big stage. Big mirrors. Greeeeeeat and sweeeeeeeeeeet pussies. Period.

Jammie and Brianna were the hottest two on that night.

Note to visitors: First thing is to observe and choose a good spot when you sit aside the stage. Some seats may not get the same good light as others. Otherwise you may not see the "gate to heaven" clearly.

Note to the management: You need to provide Spanish direction or whatever. Actually, a couple of the girls speak Spanish pretty well. Why no nude dance at the couch room? The whole reason people visit here is to see pussy. If the only affordable, forget the $175 VIP or $300 limo, way to see pussy is to pay 1or2 bucks at the stage, who want to pay $30 for a topless couch dance? That doesn't make much sense. -- One of your loyal fans

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