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Prostitution is only legal in a few counties in Nevada.
It is not legal in Las Vegas or Reno.
The Wize Old Man does not support illegal prostitution. With the easy of air travel, there's simply no reason to not go where it's safe and legal.
Nevada is the only State in the US that has legal prostitution. Prostitutes must work in a licensed brothel and have regular health checks.
Brothels themselves are only legal in certain sparsely populated counties. There is no legal prostitution in Las Vegas or Reno. Story County refers to brothels as "Houses of Ill Fame".
All customers must be 21 or over and free from open sores or discharges. Couples are welcome. You will wear a condom even for a hand job so don't bother to ask.
Most of the brothels will not discuss price and the Wize Old Man would appreciate you lettings us know how much you paid. If you don't want the hassle of having to negotiate, consider Shady Lady Ranch near Beatty which has a published pricelist on their website.
Most of the websites have pictures of the prostitutes that are available at any particular time. Most are very attractive. If you are looking for a courtesan of a specific ethnicity, the pictures are useful. Otherwize, don't base your trip on the pictures. There is a proverb that goes "In buying a horse and taking a wife, close your eyes and through yourself on the mercy of god." Let that be your guide even in the clubs that encourage you to sit and drink with the sex-workers before making a selection. Nervous about picking someone out of a line-up? Don't be. Just pick the first one you like. The others will get their chance with the next customer. No one will criticize you choice. (She's probably wearing a wig anyway.)
They will not care if you are old, fat, bald, married, and hung like a hamster. They will care if you haven't bathed or have bad breath. You are advised to treat the ladies with respect and you'll have a much more enjoyable visit. Sure, they are only there for the money but you probably don't like being verbally abused on your job so don't be a jerk.
Finally, some of the best places are truly out in the middle of nowhere. They are worth the drive, particularly on a clear, moonless night when the view of the stars is wonderful. Just be sure to take a couple of bottles of water and don't run out of gas as can be 100 miles between gas stations!
Strip clubs are not brothels. Don't embarrass yourself by confusing the two. -- WOM
Las Vegas area Brothels:
Brothels along US-95 from Las Vegas to Reno
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Reno/Carson City area Brothels:
Brothels along I-80 from Utah state line to Reno
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Pahrump has the closest brothels to Las Vegas. About 60 miles from the strip. Fill up before leaving or call for Limo service.
10511 Homestead Rd
Pahrump, NV 89041
775-727-5721
http://chickenranchbrothel.com/
10551 Homestead Rd
Pahrump, NV 89041
702-387-0500
It's a small town. Cherry Patch and Mabel's are located side-by-side. Either take NV-160 west from Las Vegas and look for the sign between Pahrump and US-95, or take US-95 and turn south on NV-160.
Crystal is about 70 miles from Las Vegas, fill up before leaving or call for a free Limo.
775-372-5251
Appaloosa Ln
Crystal, NV 89020
775-372-5574
US-95 about 60 miles North of Las Vegas. Located beside Nevada Joe's
Phone: (775) 372-5251
http://cherrypatchwhorehouse.com
US-95 about 3 miles North of Beatty
Phone: 775-553-9986
US-95 about 120 miles North of Las Vegas (30 miles North of Beatty)
1-866-301-5855
No alcohol
Open 11:30 AM to Midnight Mondays, 7:00 AM to Midnight Tuesday through Sunday.
Rates: $100 and up. $500 for two hours with one lady. $700 for one hour with two ladies.
User ratings: A-
09/07 Shady Lady Ranch is one of the few brothels that have a stated price. Not all of the prostitutes will do all things but you pay for the time, not the activity. All of the ladies charge the same. Tipping is allowed. - WOM
Lida Junction
Tonopah, NV 89049
Mina, NV 89422
775-573-2521
8111 Austin Highway
Fallon, NV 89406
12500 Austin Highway
Fallon, NV 89406
30 Moonlight Rd
Mound House, NV 89706
888-BUN-NYRA
50 Kit Kat Dr
Mound House, NV 89706
775-246-9975
95 Kit Kat Dr
Mound House, NV 89706
775-246-7077
51 Kit Kat Dr
Mound House, NV 89706
775-246-LOVE
http://www.sagebrushranch.com/
4756 Peri Ranch Rd.; Sparks, NV 89434
About 15 miles East of Reno off I-80
Phone: (775) 342-0223
KOLO TV reported the license suspension was upheld in January of 2008.
10 E. Mustang Rd
Sparks, NV 89501
1000 Wild Horse Canyon Dr.; Sparks, NV
About 15 miles East of Reno off I-80
(775) 560-1202
Truck parking.
1101 Wild Horse Canyon Dr; Sparks, NV 89434; 775-343-1424
Hacienda Ranch Road (From Wells, NV take Hwy 93 North. First road on the left is Hacienda Ranch Road. )
180 miles West of Salt Lake City, UT. off I-80.
775-752-9914
Full Bar
8th St.; Wells, NV 89835
775-635-2764
www.donnasranch.net/index.html
232 South 3rd
Elko, NV 89801
775-753-5398
(formerly Club CharDon)
357 Douglas St
Elko, NV 89801
775-754-9923
103 South 3rd
Elko, NV 89801
775-777-7469
173 South 3rd
Elko, NV 89801
775-738-9962
246 South 3rd
Elko, NV 89822
402 State Hwy 278
Carlin, NV 89822
775-754-6436
501 State Hwy 278
Carlin, NV 89822
775-754-6427
Not sure there are any brothels left in Battle Mountain. A report would be most welcome.
395 N. 2nd
Battle Mountain, NV 89820
775-635-2764
The website only lists the brothel in Wells.
453 N. 2nd
Battle Mountain, NV 89820
Winnemucca is on I-80 at US-95 about 1/2 way across Nevada. It's 165 miles East of Reno and 230 miles West of the Nevada/Utah state line. All five brothels and the one gentlemen's club in Winnemucca have the same ownership.
50 Riverside St;
Winnemucca, NV 89445
20 Riverside St..
35 Riverside St.
775-623-4999
Full Bar and Cafe
Truck Parking (and free coffee and shower)
26 Riverside Dr.
30 Riverside St.;
775-6234-4999
Formerly Cozy Corner
formerly Cottontail Ranch
About 250 miles from Salt Lake City, UT. Take I-80 from Salt Lake City to US-93 South.
775-289-3844
190 High St.
Ely, NC 89301
775-289-4569
♫ Web site plays Music on entry, don't open at work or when the wife's around!
† Web site down when last checked and will be removed if down on second check.
US strip clubs listed by State or Territory:
Legal brothels in Nevada. Brothels are often referred to as a Bordello, bawdyhouse, bagnio, sporting house, cathouse, house of ill repute, house of ill fame, or a sporting house.
