Palms Gentlemen's Club Albuquerque New Mexico Strip Club

Palms Gentlemen's Club *** CLOSED ***

5001 San Mateo Blvd NE

(between Defined Fitness and Chilli's)

Albuquerque, NM


Nude Strip Club

21 and up.

No Alcohol

No Food

No Smoking.

Stage, couch, VIP/Private dances. Female dancers.

Everyone welcome.

Admission: $10.00

Dance cost: $25.00 - $150.00

Drink cost: $5.00/soda, ?/beer, ?/well


User rating: Average



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07/13 This club has had a lot of legal and/or PR problems right from the start. As a nude club, they have no liquor license, but there were reports that dancers were sneaking in booze to give to their customers... a female customer claimed to have been raped by the doorman..and now - July 2013- the cops found two 17 year olds dancing there. The manager has been arrested. The club is "temporarily" closed but the city is seeking to shut them down for good. I hate to see it when strips clubs are unfairly picked on, but these guys brought in on themselves.

According to KRGE, it was the Mother of one of the underage pole dancers who alerted the police. The Wize Old Man's hat's off to her. If true, the club manger or whoever is responsible, should be in jail. There is simply no excuse for not checking IDs and, please, don't let it be that management knew. ~ WOM


02/12 skank alert!

Customers or dancers? ~ WOM


01/12 Was passing through last weekend and had a great time. Gemini gave the most sensual dance that spoke of what this club is about Style, class and upscale. Clientele was selective and atmosphere relaxed.


09/11 topless dances $10, nude $25. At this point in their Grand Opening there's no cover charge; don't know how long that'll last. Their ad says they open at noon but they were just getting started at 8PM the other night.

One thing I like is these girls do get fully nude right on stage. Sometimes at "nude" clubs you've got to pay for a private dance to see pussy. Not here!

Hope they last. Some clubs in Albuquerque have gone out of business fairly quickly.


08/30/11 The Palms had an ad in the Alibi it listed the address as 5001 San Mateo Blvd. ne phone 505 883 7256


08/11 Opened



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