Crazy Horse, Myrtle Beach

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July, 2006

  After just going to visit the Crazy Horse on a Saturday recently mostly concur with your assessment. We planned our trip down mainly to hit the beach, eat some seafood, go here and see the amateur night (in the opposite order of priority) which they changed the day/date after we had already made plans ;). I found the music too loud for conversation (how are we to talk to the dancers). Many are Russian and lack language and basic social skills. I am fairly good/younger looking for my age so I usually get attention from some of the better looking dancers. We were in a group of three so they seem to like to pair or triple up before they approach us which is good since we can pick and choose. The better looking dancers did not start coming over until we had rejected a few singles that were nice but just wanted to dance and leave (Russians). An older dancer in great shape (actually too lean) came over with her knockout friend both southern blonde beach babes. After buying her two drinks she could not make conversation and I agreed to let her give me a table dance which turned out to be a lame no touch. I had to let her (k)now that she could go and really felt bad doing it. I did not know how much until I realized that her "friend" who was the best one in the club was really her friend left too and never came back. Its like a being in a soap opera for men. I find the decor cold and kind of tacky like a seventies bar but on a large scale, the lights on the floor are tacky looking but make it safe. On the plus side It is very well laid out, new, clean, large, safe and not a bad seat in the house, a top notch place. We met a few nice looking and friendly dancers and spent about 300 each hitting all the rooms.

  Get this, I had one girl that liked me, yeah I know they are paid to act but some do actually take a liking to you for whatever reason. She sat and talked brushing her tits and gently rubbing on me which really kept my attention. After the dance she complained to my friend that I did not look at her body enough. So he was happy to rectify the situation. She was worried because she had a few extra pounds (they still haven't figured out we like it!) (For every body type, there are men who like it. We get a lot of inquires from men specifically looking for BBW. -- WOM) It's true because she had such a pretty face and I liked looking at it. I have figured out that if you look at their face they get uncomfortable sometimes and shove your face into whatever!

  I found out the waitress was overcharging me/us for drinks especially on the $11-13 ones for the girls. I am told that they do this as they have to pay a percentage of the drink price and if we don't tip they lose money. We were tipping and drank a fair bit so it seems out of place.

  I also was wondering why guys would bring a girl to the club as there were several there. I am told and saw that some like to see the girls (like maybe a threesome thing) and that others go to observe to see if they can do it. Anyways the horse is very modern, clean and well staffed. The guy in the bathroom with all the things you need to spiff up a little is a bonus. We got in free with a coupon too. I agree the special is the pits, the girls already get less and also have to pay for the merchandise even if you don't take it, but I did and it was something to sleep in that was clean. It is a little demeaning (if there is anything left to demean) for them to have to parade around as well but it does get the bar sitters of their ass. I really did enjoy the open and honest conversations (talking about our relationships and such) with the girls and were surprised at most of them are doing it to get somewhere so they say, I was afraid that most would be drug addicts and the like. Not having any guidelines to the etiquette for this type of club the girls were really helpful in letting me know how things go and what they do and don't like. rating B+ to A- --ML

Length rule waived; but, even so this review was edited for length. -- WOM

August 2005

EXCELLENT!! All of the girls (there were around 25 dancers) were very friendly and would sit and talk before ever mentioning a dance. The wait staff was all very friendly, save one. Dancers were all beautiful and VERY nice bodies. Most ranged from 19-28 I'd say, mostly on the younger side though with a few that were a bit older. Topless stage dancing and table dances. $10.00 for a table dance, $30.00 for a couch dance, they also had a deal going when I was there that you could buy a t-shirt and get two couch dances for $40.00. VIP was $300 and you can touch the whole time (one girl told me that it is pretty much a guarantee that you will get off while in there) Jacuzzi Dances are $500. Now while all of this sounds a bit steep perhaps just wait until you see the girls, there was only one girl there I didn't find particularly attractive, but aside from her all of them were gorgeous. Nice mix of white, black and Latino. They had a few girls that were rather skinny and some that were an extremely nice size, but for guys who like a little more meat there wasn't really much. The girls were also a mix of blondes, brunettes and redheads. The atmosphere is great, it's a nice big space inside and not cramped at all. The stage is at the perfect level, standing on the floor you are eye level with the girls' tits. Like I said, all the girls were very friendly. There were no "air dances" that I saw or had, all of the girls were very touchy and would grind on you. One girl during a couch dance even offered brief glimpses of down below!!! I would say this is by far the best club I have ever been to. Gorgeous women, friendly service. Go as soon as you have the chance! HIGHLY recommended!

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