Secret's Strip Club

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July, 2006

  Going on a Sunday after the Crazy Horse because the revolutions club was closed we were not expecting much and just decided on a whim to go as we saw it while we driving back from dinner. We did not want to stay up until 3 or 4 like Saturday as we were leaving on Monday after checkout and used a coupon again. The counter girl was nice and took the Internet printed coupon and let us in free and gave us a get in free card as well. Well our plans did not work out that way. It has an oval/track shaped stage at the center rear of the club directly in front of the DJ booth suitable for one dancer at a time. The 5-8 seat bar is immediately on the left after you come in and fully occupied by dancers mostly. the bathrooms are just past the bar on the left. I don't remember much but it is small 2+2 maybe. They had a vendor with a large assortment of products, even towels.

  The club is small but cozy and gets crowded and hard to move around with all the large chairs in the way. Its not theater seating and if people are in the table behind you they are inches away. The private room is too cold and much too large for the amount of people the club can hold.

  There were about 10 girls there and about 20 or so patrons that spent most of the night there as we did. There were a few young kids that the dancers ignored and they made a few rude comments and sealed their fate. There was a mix of age and races in patrons. A few old regulars dropped in to say hello and a few watchers. So we had our pick. A little drama started it off with a persistent dancer that we had to ignore on two occasions. Then a little spat as we were approached and welcomed the two we spent most of the evening with. The dancer I spent most of the evening with said she is just down from a town in NC and tends bar up there. She said has not danced for several years, but she could have fooled me. Her interloping was not taken kindly by the two huge breasted (surgery) local dancers that were on their way over when they were beaten to it. (Myrtle Beach see a lot of dancers from out of state during the Summer. The only "local" dancers are the ones that are there in November. -- WOM) I spent most of the evening with a very gregarious and fiery young dancer that enjoyed doing everything she could to me without getting us both thrown out in and out of the private room and club. This experience was spoiled by her jumping up when she recognized a large black women from the town in NC where she lives (she must visit the bar, right!) and jumped on her hugging and kissing, she spent the rest of the remaining hour or so before 2:30 with her without saying a word to me. I did manage to get one of the big boob jobs to go back with me on the special (she was sitting with an old timer not doing anything) my friend got there and she told him do I know she is the skankiest (or something to that effect) one in there. Her teeth were a mess and so was her skin. She knew what to do and had me going even with the teeth thing. As I was taking her back my dancer was coming by to see me or passing not sure but in some way I felt bad that I had taken her enemy back to the lounge. Maybe it will easy the tension between the two if she comes back as the local got some money from us.

  Anyways the evening ended with me saying good bye to my dancer and getting a nice kiss and hug as I wished her a safe trip back. I may not be objective but I kind of like the close, more relaxed atmosphere of Secrets, the better service and no ripoffs. We are going to go down again in the fall and will definitely use your guide as a road map. I am sorry for being so wordy but I wanted to record my experience and hope you can use some of it for a review. --ML

Length rules waived. Edited for length. -- WOM
 

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