Strip Club List and Strip Club Reviews along with opinions by the Wize Old Man for Strip Clubs in the US, US Possessions, and Canada.
Louisiana and New Orleans Strip Clubs and Topless Bars listed by city. All listing include club address and phone number along with map and website links.
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(including Harvey, Gretna, & Metairie)
Bewitched
433 Bourbon St, New Orleans, LA 70130 , Phone 504-552-2565website: ■
Topless, age: 21, Full Bar. No Food.
Stage, Couch, Private, and Other dances. Both Male & Female Dancers.
Everyone Welcome, Couple Friendly. Biker Friendly. No Truck Parking. User Rating: A
user comments:
05/22Currently taking applications for a MILF contest. $2500 top prize. Must be a mommie obviously. Check their web site for details. - WOM
07/06 Thursday exotic dancer competition grand prize free boob job call or email Dan to enter. Contest begins Thurs, Aug 3rd and grand final is on Nov. 16th, 2006
07/06 Fri. & Sat. there are male & female dancers (2 separate rooms) ladies 18 and up are allowed.
01/06 brand new club opening Feb 5 2006 variety of dance prices and vip rooms great mix of blue and white collar. friendly staff and girls. the club attitude is to have fun and have a memorable night.
A new club in NOLA this soon after Katrina. The Wize Old Man is surprised and impressed. Way to go! -- WOM
Big Daddy's
522 Bourbon St, New Orleans, LA 70130 , Phone 504-581-7167Nude, age: 21, Full Bar. No Food.
Stage, Table, and Private dances. Female Dancers.
audience: Mostly White, Couple Friendly. User Rating: B
News: 09/05 Reuters, Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:18 AM ET
by: Jason Webb
NEW ORLEANS (Reuters) - There's no water for the "wash the
girl of your choice" service and there aren't any girls either,
but Big Daddy's strip club on New Orleans' Bourbon Street is
getting ready to bring back erotic spectacle to the devastated
city. ...
Celestial Bodies
2301 N. Causeway Blvd.; Metairie, LA 70001; Phone: (504) 838-5522
Topless; 21. Full bar, limited food. Smoking permitted.
Stage, table, couch, and private dances. Female dancers.
Everyone welcome. Couple friendly. No unescorted females. Biker friendly. No truck parking. User rating: C-
Deja Vu - Barely Legal
441 Bourbon St, New Orleans, LA 70130 , Phone 504-571-6340Web: ■
Topless, 21+, Full Bar, No Food:
Stage, amd Couch
Everyone Welcome.
Deja Vu - Little Darlings
website: ■
Topless, 21+, Full Bar, No Food
Everyone Welcome
Deja Vu - Showgirls
226-228 Bourbon St, Phone 504-525-5801
website: ■
Topless, 21+, Full Bar, No Food
Everyone Welcome
Eden Club
3229 Lisa Dr. (Metairie), Phone 504-456-3853
Pasties, 18+, Full Bar, No Food, Smoking Permitted
Stage and Couch Dances. Female Dancers
Everyone Welcome. Couple Friendly, Biker Friendly. No Truck Parking
Gold Club Cabaret
727 Iberville St, New Orleans, LA 70130 , Phone 504-524-4354Stage, and VIP dances.
Hard Bodies
Stage, Table, and Private. Male Dancers
Not Couple Friendly. User Rating: C
Illusions
3551 18th St, Metairie, LA 70002 , Phone 504-779-5757Pasties. age: 21, Full Bar. Full Menu.
Stage, Table, and Private Dances. Female Dancers.
audience: Largely White, Couple Friendly. User Rating: C
Joey's Cabaret
aka Westbank Cabaret
1555 Manhattan Blvd, Harvey, LA 70058-3490 , Phone 504-367-1636Topless
Larry Flints Hustler Club
225 Bourbon St, New Orleans, LA 70130 , Phone 504-524-0100Web: ■
Topless, 21+, Full Bar, No Food.
Table, Booth, and Champagne Dances.
Everyone Welcome
LIPSTIXX Gentlemen's Club
420 Bourbon St.; New Orleans, LA; Phone: 504-812-8971 (NOT answered as Lipstixx on 6/11/07!)
website:
Topless, 18 year olds welcome. Full Bar, No Food, Smoking Permitted
Stage, Table, Couch, Shower, Private and Other dances by Female Dancers.
Everyone Welcome, NOT Couple Friendly. Biker Friendly. NO Unescorted Females. User rating: new
VIP Room: $400 for 1 Hour not including dancer.
User Comments:
06/07DANCERS WANTED - No Floor Fees + $100 Sign on Bonus! New Orleans newest addition to Bourbon Street - Lipstixx - is now hiring dancers for topless cabaret. Lipstixx is an extra clean, laid back and comfortable gentlemen's club. Our large dressing room includes: *Furnished kitchen with stove, refrigerator, microwave and sink. *Bathroom with shower. *Washer/Dryer. *Windows overlooking bourbon Street.
No house fees- only a $10 min. to the Doorman and DJ.. No contracts- Dance when and where you want. Housing and accommodations. (Limited availability) Call Al @ 504.812.8971 for more information Or audition in person between 7:00PM-9:00PM @ 420 Bourbon St. Must be 18+ With valid ID or passport. Tattoo's/Piercing OK.
The phone number provided is for Jedi Nights Scooter Club and is not answered as either Jedi Nights or Lipstixx. The website domain is not reserved.
Sometimes people starting new clubs get ahead of themselves but I would approach this listing with caution until it can be verified. Really would appreciate a dancer in the area letting us know. - WOM
Onyx Gentlemen's Club
6021 Chef Menteur Hwy., Phone 504-246-2636
Nude, 21+ Full Bar, No Food
audience: Largely Black
Passions Mens Club
(formerly Sugar Shack)
3921 Downman Rd., Phone 504-245-1457
Topless, 21+, Full Bar, Limited Food, Smoking Permitted
Stage and Private dances. Female Dancers
Everyone Welcome. Couple Friendly. User Rating: B
user comments:
03/07 Since Katrina, the staff from Onyx has turned the club into a great spot to go 7 days a week. Women are friendly.
Penthouse Club
727 Iberville St. New Orleans, LA 70130, Phone (504) 524-4354
website: ■
Topless, 21+, Full Bar
Rick's Cabaret
315 Bourbon St, New Orleans, LA 70130 , Phone 504-524-4222Web: ■
Scarlett's
423 Bourbon St, New Orleans, LA 70130 , Phone 504-571-6340Web: ■ - No Longer listed.
05/07Any info on the status of Scarlett's appreciated. - WOM
She She's
9000 Chef Menteur Hwy (US-90); New Orleans, LA 70127; Phone: 504-241-0380
Topless, 21+. Full bar. Snacks. Smoking permitted.
Stage, couch, private and other dances. Female dancers.
Mixed audience. Black, Latino. Couple friendly. Biker friendly. No unescorted females. No truck parking. User rating: C.
user comments:
08/07 Lap dances are $25 for first song $20 after that with the same girl. VIP Is $40 Per song. Super VIP 30 Minutes $170 (NO SEX). Admission is $5 Before 8 P.M. $10-$20 (not sure) after 8 P.M. (White Tees) $30 (For Sure)
Ship's Wheel
3210 Edenborn Ave, Metairie, LA 70002 , Phone 504-454-2252Pasties, age: 21. Full Bar. Snacks.
Stage, Table, and Private dances. Female Dancers.
audience: Everyone Welcome. Couple Friendly. User Rating: A
User Comments:
11/05 great place. girls are fun and not pushy
Temptations
327 Bourbon St, New Orleans, LA 70130 , Phone 504-525-4470
Vision's
4000 Downman Rd, New Orleans, LA 70126 , Phone 504-240-0069Topless, Age: 21. Full Bar, Snacks. Smoking permitted.
Stage, and couch dances. Female Dancers.
Everyone welcome. Couple Friendly. No unescorted females. Biker friendly. Truck parking. User Rating: A
VIP Room.
User Comments:
01/08 Visions Men's Club has been totally renovated since Katrina, and has been back open for almost a year and a half. The club opens at 11:00 AM with free lunch until 3:00 PM. With 360 linear feet of elevated bar, it is unlike any other club of its genre, and can have as many as 15m (Got to assume that's 15, not 15,000. LOL - WOM) or more dancers on the bar at a time. It is located in New Orleans East, and away from the French Quarter, but all taxi cab drivers are aware of Visions and by request will deliver you to the club door at no cost to the patron.
Drinks are very reasonably priced and as a souvenir, one can purchase a high end annual calendar as good as any Playboy Calendar and has a free pass with each calendar.
The Club is noted for it's bachelor parties and and has the slogan of "Bachelor Party Headquarters" and the birthday parties are equally as good. The Bachelor and the Birthday Boy both get free admission as well as free drinks.
It is a top notch club and for sure it is "where the locals go"!
Good to see New Orleans coming back. Great town! - WOM
01/06 Scratch the previous update.. they have a board on their door today saying they will be open 1/16. The neighborhood is totally trashed and no one lives there anymore so I don't know how.
01/06 I don't know if anyone has given you an update. The club known as Visions on Downman St. in New Orleans was completely destroyed. The entire building shifted off it's foundations about 3 feet to the right and the roof collapsed from the strain. -- Robin
Thanks for the update. -- WOM
01/05 Very friendly staff.......loads of fun
Sugar & Spice
1801 N MacArthur Dr, Alexandria, LA 71303 , Phone 318-442-9300Topless. 21+. Full bar. No food. Smoking Permitted.
Stage and Table dances. Female dancers.
Everyone welcome. Biker friendly. No truck parking. User rating: C
User comments:
08/07 I really wish Alexandria would get a good gentleman's club. This place is a mickey mouse club. A couple of the dancers look decent, the wait staff and door girl are the hottest in the club. Tell the doorgirl Candice how hot she is, try to get her to dance.
including Prairieville.
Also see Port Allen
Cinnamin's
17588 Airline Hwy (Prairieville), Phone 225-673-4429
Escapades Gentlemen's Club
17378 Airline Hwy, Phone 225-771-1110
Gold Club, The
4622 Bennington Ave, Baton Rouge, LA 70808-3111 , Phone 225-923-0123website: ■
Topless, age: 18, Full Bar. Snacks.
Stage, Table, Couch, and Private dances. Female Dancers
audience: Mostly White. Couple Friendly. Biker Friendly. No Truck Parking. User rating: A-
user comments:
07/06 All of the girls are very hot.
Suthern Kumfort's Gentlemen's Club
17807 Airline Hwy (Prairieville), Phone 225-673-6541
Deuces Wild Gentlemen's Club
Hwy. 80 East, Phone 318-878-3353
The Long Branch Show 'n Tail
2646 Hwy 80 ; Tallulah, LA 71282, Phone 318-574-6088
Web: ■
Topless, 21+, Full Bar, No Food, Smoking Permitted
Stage and Private dances. Female Dancers.
Everyone Welcome, Mixed audience. Couple Friendly. NO Truck Parking. User Rating: C
user comments:
03/07 I just checked this club out for the first time recently. Nice, relaxed atmosphere, but the decor left something to be desired! Anyway, beer is $3 min, $7 cover, with private dances at $25/ea.
03/07 Hope this helps!
Well, yeah, considering the original poster has the club in the wrong state! LOL -- WOM
Charlie's Gentlemans club
717 N SR-182, Phone 985-879-4400
Bikini, 21+. Beer, No Food. Smoking permitted.
Stage and Other dances. Female Dancers.
Everyone welcome. Couple friendly. Biker friendly. No truck parking. User Rating: C-
user comments:
08/07 This club is another hole in the wall. It is bikini only and the dancers are fat and ugly. They are pushy about buying drinks too.
01/06 The best for the area. These young ladies do their second number on the bar. Grind on the customers face, among other places. Some nights there are few dancers; though. Charlie's pushes the envelope, legal envelope that is. The only place in town that does lap dances. Mind the b-drinkers, just say know unless they are rubbing up against you and grabbing the crotch.
(includes Carencro)
Bourbon Street Dollhouse
507 W. Pinhook Rd., Phone 337-235-9977
Desperrado's
3730 N.E. Evangeline Thwy. (Carencro), LA 70507, Phone 337-896-7744
(including Westlake and Sulphur)
Geaux Geaux
4101 Hwy-90, Phone 337-439-3003
Pasties, age: 21, Full Bar, No Food.
Stage and Couch dances, Couple Friendly. Truck Parking. User Rating: C
Plantation, The
3260 SR-108, Sulphur, LA 70665 , Phone 337-882-0018Topless, age: 18, Full Bar, Snacks
Stage, Table, Couch, and Private dances. Female Dancers.
Everyone Welcome. Couple Friendly. Biker Friendly. Unescorted females welcome. No Truck Parking. User Rating: C
VIP room $250/hour.
user comments:
07/07 Was a ripoff.. Girls are half and half.. some look damn good and some are fat and ugly. The girls are there for money and don't enjoy what they are doing. If you go ask for Charlie or Cody. They are the hottest girls there.
The girls are always and only there for the money at any club. While some do enjoy the work, it's still work for them. Usually, if you're in a good mood, they will be also. - WOM
Pegasus Lounge
12103 Lake Charles Hwy, Leesville, LA 71446 , Phone 337-238-5320Topless, age: 21, Full Bar. No Food.
Stage, Table, Couch, and Private, Female Dancers.
Couple Friendly. User Rating: A-
also see Baton Rouge
Crazy Horse Cabaret
2901 I-10 Frontage Rd.; Port Allen, LA 70767, Phone 225-387-6444
Topless, 21+, Full Bar, No food. Smoking Permitted
Stage, Table, Couch and Private dances. Female Dancers
Everyone Welcome. Couple and Biker Friendly. Unescorted Females Welcome. Truck Parking. User Rating: B+
VIP Room $140 for 30 minutes.
user comments:
08/07 Just went back a week ago and they had newly remodeled after a fire. It was very nice and had a few nice looking girls. Got a VIP from DANA. she is awesome. This is still my fav club in La.
07/07 Well Worth it, Don't know if I caught it on the right night or not but has a ... Girl on Girl ... show in the VIP.. it was awesome..
01/07 Truck parking is nearby at Luv's I10 exit 151. Real nice place, several pretty young girls on the night I was there. Restaurant quality food.
(including Bossier City & Elm Grove)
Action Central Cabaret
1911 E Texas St, Bossier City, LA 71111 , Phone: 318-742-2030Topless, Age: 21, Full Bar. No Food.
Stage, Couch, and Private dances. Female Dancers
Everyone Welcome. Couple Friendly. User Rating: A
User Comments:
● 02/05 the best and most friendly strip club in Shreveport bossier
Dejá Vu - Shreveport
202 Commerce St, Shreveport, LA 71101 , Phone 318-221-2638Web: ■
Topless, 21+, Full Bar, Snacks
Dances: Couch
audience: Mixed, Female Dancers. Biker Friendly. User Rating: A-
user comments:
03/06 classie, the best girls
Illusions Gentlemen's Club
614 Commerce St., Shreveport, LA 71101, Phone: (318) 678-8114
User Comments:
● 12/04 Add it into your web page
It's added; however, other than the name, this user left no useful info at all. Would appreciate some details.-- WOM
Legs'
614 Commerce St., Phone 318-221-4177
Wild Orchid
3735 E Texas St, Bossier City, LA 71111 , Phone 318-747-3546Topless, age: 21, Full Bar. Smoking permitted.
Stage, Couch, and Private dances. Female Dancers.
Mixed audience. Couple Friendly. Unescorted females welcome. Not biker friendly. No truck parking. User Rating: C
User comments:
05/08 I went to this club several different times before I decided to comment on it here to make sure that I gave it a fair chance instead of just going once and having a bad night influence my judgment. This club sucks. The girls are trashy and you can tell that a lot of them just wash up in the bathroom sink before going on stage or giving a lap dance. I got physically nauseated from the smell of one of the girls when I received a lap dance. Out of the 12+ dancers I have yet to see any of them climb the pole and know how to actually work it. The "Eat With A Stripper" thing is not an actual buffet. It's only on Tuesdays. The owner cooks something at her house and puts it in an aluminum roasting pan and brings it up there to serve. Once the food is gone that's it. There is no more. It's $6 a plate. I don't even know if that is legal with the health department. The drinks are $10 and up. Domestic beer is $4 and Import is $4.75. The girls' drinks are $10 flat and you may think you are buying the girl an actual drink but in reality the bartender's know the girls' codes and give them sprite with cranberry juice or water with juice etc. Grant you some of the girls actually get a real drink but the majority of them get water or sprite or something. I'm sorry but I'm not gonna pay $10 for a glass of water or sprite!! On most of the lap dances the girls start when the song is halfway over and you don't get your money's worth. And a final tip for you... if you piss a girl off for ANY reason at all whether it be your just not interested in her or you didn't tip her enough she will have you escorted out with no questions asked. I have never been escorted out but I have sat back and watched this happen to innocent guys. Hope this helps and hope I haven't made anyone upset but this is the raw truth about this club.
Of course your review will upset everyone who works there. LOL Hopefully someone who did have a good time will give us another impression. You wouldn't think you need to but there is an art to having a good time at a strip club. Be cheerful and spend some money up front and you'll have a better time. -- WOM
Scuttlebutt
766 E. I-10 Service Rd.; Slidell, LA 70461, Phone 985-847-0505
Topless, age: 18, Full Bar. No Food.
Stage, and Couch dances. Female Dancers.
audience: Largely White. Couple Friendly. User Rating: C
user comments:
02/01 For the only club in town its pretty good. Friendly staff and dancers. Not very pushy
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