Missouri Strip Club List

Strip Club List and Strip Club Reviews along with opinions by the Wize Old Man for Strip Clubs in the US, US Possessions, and Canada.


Missouri Strip Clubs and Topless Bars listed by city. All listing include club address and phone number along with map and website links.

St. Louis Strip Club List also included.

 

 



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Arnold Missouri strip clubs

includes Imperial.

 

Club Imperial

4328 Jeffco Blvd.; Arnold, MO 63010; Phone: 636-464-6770

Web site: web

Pasties. Age: 21. Full Bar. Snacks.

Stage, and Table dances. Female Dancers. User Rating: C

User Comments:

11/05 In 4 or 5 visits (only because it's close to home) I haven't seen any women there as good looking as those on their site. Drinks are priced well and no cover when I went but the women were not particularly attractive and only once did one try to start up a conversation with me. Don't go out of your way for this one.

 

 

Cape Girardeau Missouri strip clubs

see McClure, IL

 

 

Carthage Missouri strip clubs

 

Dimples

10332 Country Road 137; Carthage, MO 64836; Phone: (417) 358-1141

Nude, 18+, No Alcohol, Snacks, Smoking Permitted

Stage, Couch, Shower, Private, and Other dances. Female Dancers

Everyone Welcome. Couple and Biker Friendly. Truck Parking. User Rating: B

 

 

Centerview Missouri strip clubs

 

Dream Girls

formerly: Fantasy Ranch

formerly: Million Dollar Fantasy Ranch

1117 NW 475th Rd.; Phone: 816-850-5322 

Web site:

Nude (on stage), 18+. No Alcohol, Light Menu

Dance: Stage, Table, Couch

Talking with the DJ and dancers at Dreamgirls off Hwy 50 east of Lee's Summit, Missouri. 2/07

 

Dream Girls strip club

Copyright 2008 by Rick Ryan. Used by Permission.

reader comments

01/08 Name changed to Dream Girls

06/07 The Fantasy Ranch has two options when you go into the club. A $15 option with no touch lap dances in the main area. All drinks included (juice bar of course). The second is the $30 option with includes all drinks, and hands-on lap dances in the VIP area. When you buy the $30 option, you get a ticket for a free lap dance when you buy one. Lap dances run $20 per song.

By this weekend (6/15/07) they'll have something new. BED DANCES! I'm not sure what the bed dances are running yet, but as soon as I find out I'll let you know. They already have two very small rooms set up for this with beds in them. Lots of people do come here. What they do is bring their booze and leave it in the car. Since the club allows people to go in and out of the club, people will go out an drink, then come back in. (:

The Wize Old Man has seen several clubs try bed dances with mixed results. Depends a lot on the local clientele and on the dancer. -- WOM

 

 

Columbia Missouri strip clubs

 

Club Vogue

formerly Eye of the Tiger

912 Business Loop 70 East Columbia, MO 65201; Phone: 573-442-7491

Club Vogue

gps:  N 38° 57' 50.15", W 94, W 92° 19 ' 34.28"

Nude, 18+. BYOB, Snacks, Smoking Permitted

Stage, Table, Couch, and Private dances

Everyone Welcome. Couple and Biker Friendly. Unescorted Females Welcome. Truck Parking. User Rating: A

User Comments:

04/07 Happy Hour & Nightly Dance Specials

 

Stephanie's Cabaret

formerly Reginas Cabaret

2306 Business Loop 70 W.; Columbia, MO 65201; Phone: 573-817-1877

Nude. BYOB. No Food

Stage, Private, and Other dances. Female Dancers. Couple Friendly. User Rating: A-

 

 

Dixon Missouri strip clubs

Also see St. Roberts

 

Big Daddy's Cabaret

14025 Hopewell Dr.; Dixon, MO 65459; Phone: 573-336-7612

Just off I-44 not far from Ft. Leonard Wood

Nude, 18+

Table and Lap dances.

 

 

Eldon Missouri strip clubs

 

Alex Cabaret

16 Twiggy Ln.; Phone: 573-977-5548 ?

 

Earth Angelz

24 Twiggy Ln.; Phone: 573-392-0999

 

 

Emma Missouri strip clubs

 

Stage 1

- Reported Closed 06/07 -

Nude. 18+, No Alcohol. No Food, Smoking Permitted.

Stage, and Couch, dances. Female dancers

05/07  this is actually outside of Sweet Aprings on the south outer road of I-70 over priced poor girls good place to stay away from

An actual address or GPS coordinates would be greatly appreciated so the club can be located on a map. Also a phone number if they have one. -- WOM

 

 

Fenton Missouri strip clubs

also see St. Louis

 

Queen of Hearts

722 Larkin Williams Rd.; Phone: 636-326-9108

Pasties, 21+, Full Bar, Limited Food, Smoking Permitted

Female Dancers.

Couple and Biker Friendly. NO Truck Parking. User Rating: A-

user comments:

01/07 I work for the Queen of Hearts and we have alot of fun and the girls are pretty and friendly!

 

 

Florissant Missouri strip clubs

 

Flashdance Cabaret

3353 Dunn Rd, Florissant, MO 63033 ; Phone: 314-921-8181

Pasties, 21+. Full Bar, No Food

Stage dances. Female Dancers

Everyone Welcome. Couple Friendly. User Rating: A

User Comments:

1/05 Great club, come and visit!

 

 

Imperial Missouri strip clubs

see Arnold

 

 

Joplin Missouri strip clubs

see listing for Galena, KS strip clubs.

 

 

Kaiser MO strip clubs

(including Osage Beach)

 

Flirt

formerly The Body Shop

843 Hwy 42; Osage Beach, MO; Phone: (573) 348-3977

Pasties. 21. Full bar. No food.

Stage dances. Female dancers.

Everyone welcome. Couple friendly. Biker friendly. No truck parking. User rating: A-

user comments:

04/08 This club used to be called the Body Shop years ago. Now it is club Flirt and last year this club was lame. This year they featured 6 dancers that all have the warm friendly attitudes that make a great club. These girls made it a pleasure to just be there and talk to them let alone some amazing dancing. This is a small town club with small town hospitality. This may seem like an AD for the club but it's not, I'm just a very satisfied customer.

Lowered your rating to A-. Just don't see how a pasties club could ever rate a full A. -- WOM

 

Night Moves Gentlemans Club

3721 Kaiser Rd.; Kaiser, MO 65047; Phone: (573) 302-4475

Nude. 18 and over. Full bar next door. Snacks. Smoking permitted.

Stage, table, couch, private and other dances. Female dancers.

Everyone welcome. Mixed audience. Couple friendly. Unescorted females welcome. Biker friendly. Trucker parking. User rating: A-

user comments:

10/07 All nude club with a full service bar next door. Just 1.5 miles from 54 highway on 42 highway from Osage Beach, Mo. then right on 42-3 you will see the club from there. Call for more Info. Bed dances, Couch dances, Hands on and off lap dances, V.I.P. cover charge includes a bottomless cup for all you can drink. Keep the Logo cup and bring back on Monday - Wednesday with basic cover you can still get FREE drinks. Wow whata deal!!

Happy hour from 7.p.m. to 9 p.m. buy two lap or bed dances and get one free. ( Home of the Happy Lap Dance. :-) See Ya Soon Remember support your local Dancers.

 

 

Kansas City Missouri strip clubs

 

 

Bazooka's Showgirls

1717 Main St.; Kansas City, MO 64108

Phone: 816-421-1915

Web site: (web) WARNING! - Load music. The Wife or Boss might hear!

Nude. Full Service Bar and Restaurant (Next Door). Table, and Couch dances. Back Rubs. Female Dancers.

user comments:

06/07 Bazooka's Showgirls has feature entertainers each month like Jenna Haze, Penny Flame, Puma, Swede, etc..

 

Club Skin

Hwy 50; Holden, MO; phone: (816)732-5683

http://www.myspace.com/clubskinnude

Nude

Stage, couch, private, and Bed dances.

 

Erotic City Showgirls

- Closed 01/08 -

 8401 E, Truman Rd., Kansas City, MO 64126. Phone: (816) 252-3370

Upstairs over Erotic City video.

Nude, No Alcohol

user comments:

06/07 Erotic City Showgirls is on top of Erotica City, an adult video and bookstore and peepshow place. There is no cover, but a two drink minimum. The club is a juice bar with full nudity. They do have a no-touch rule, but do have lap dances. Hours: Monday thru Saturday 7:00pm-3:00am Sunday 6:00pm-2:00am

 

Diamond Joe's

3815 N. Chouteau Tfwy; Phone: 816-453-6297

website:

Lunch and Dinner

Female strippers. Male Revue on Saturday for the Ladies.

 

Gerry's Silver Slipper

4704 Independence Ave, Kansas City, MO 64124 ; Phone: 816-231-3150

Topless, age: 21+, Full Bar. Snacks.

Stage, Table, and Couch dances.

audience: White, Other. Couple Friendly. Biker Friendly. User Rating: C+

user comments:

03/06 Gerry's is very small on the inside. The dancers are some of the most bootylicious girls I've seen in the Kansas city area. Cover is $5 and drinks are reasonable. Everyone is really friendly, especially to tippers. If you like Puerto Ricans with fat asses ask for Ginger or Jade, the two hottest chicks in the club. If chocolate is your flavor holler at Justic or Carmen.

 

Legs Cabaret

13200 E MO-350; Kansas City, MO 00000; Phone: 816-313-5347

Pasties, age: 21. Full Bar. No Food

Stage, Table, Couch and Private dances. Female Dancers

Couple Friendly. Biker Friendly. Truck Parking. User Rating: A-

user comments:

Leg's Cabaret is currently remodeling ( 80% complete). The cost is $5 cover after 7:00pm. Once the remodeling is finished, the manager told me that Leg's will be renamed Club Pure.

 

Satin Dolls

- Reported Closed 06/07 -

2860 Raytown Rd.,

Topless

 

Shady Lady

2800 E 12th St, Kansas City, MO 64127 ; Phone: 816-231-9696

Pasties. age: 18. Full Bar. Full Menu.

Stage, Table, and Private dances. Female Dancers.

Mixed audience. Couple Friendly. User Rating. A-

 

Show, The

7400 E US-40. Phone: (816) 921-8487

Topless. Full bar. No food. Smoking permitted.

Stage and couch dances. Female dancers.

Everyone welcome. Mixed audience. User rating: B

 

Totally Nude Temptations

1517 Grand Blvd.; Phone 816-421-5632

Nude

 

 

Lake Ozark Missouri strip clubs

 

 

Gentlemens Quarters

1758 Bagnell Dam Blvd; Lake Ozark, MO 65049; Phone: (573) 365-5966

Pasties. Age: 21. Full Bar. No Food.

Stage, Table, and Couch dances.

 

 

Nixa Missouri strip clubs

 

Club Illusions

Address: US-160 & MO-AA; Nixa, MO 65714; Phone: 417-725-0003

 

 

Pineville Missouri strip clubs

 

Club Hots

US-71; Pineville, MO 00000; Phone: 417-226-4949

Topless

 

 

Popular Bluff Missouri strip clubs

 

Call of the Wild

10025 US-67 S; Popular Bluff, MO; Phone: 573-989-3555

Topless, age: 18. Full Bar. Full Menu.

Stage, and Couch dances. Female Dancers.

audience: White. Couple Friendly. Biker Friendly. User Rating: B

user comments:

02/06 Call of the Wild hours are Tues-Sat 6:00pm-1:30am. There is also a fully nude bar next door that opens Thurs-Sat at 1:30am till you can't take anymore.

 

 

Springfield Missouri strip clubs

If you're driving through on I-44; then, just keep driving. Springfield, Missouri has a 6 foot rule in place, and the girls have to wear pasties or something. NO bare nipples.

 

 

Centerfold

2800 W. Sunshine St.; Phone: 417-889-4475

Pasties.

audience: Mixed

 

Crazy Horse Gentlemens Club

2255 East Kearney St. Springfield, MO 65803; Phone: 417-866-8785

Nude, Age: 18+, No alcohol. Snacks. Smoking permitted.

Stage, and Couch dances. Female dancers.

Everyone welcome. Couple friendly. Biker friendly. Truck parking. User Ratings: A

User Comments:

07/07 This club has made some major improvements over the past few months and is working it\'s way back to the top club in the area like it was not too many years ago. State law caused the loss of the BYOB policy but there is a refreshment bar on premise as well as an ATM that doesn't rape you with charges ($3.00 and spits out a $2.00 drink coupon). Oh by the way i\'s also the only strip club open on SUNDAY for over 100 miles. $15.00 topless, full grind lapdances. Fun for all 7 days a week!!!

Management Writes:

05/07 We provide totally nude female entertainment to a diverse customer base , IE; Trucker's , Business men, couple's, women, ect... We are a non-alcohol (serving) club , you are though allowed to carry in your own alcohol to consume until 10:00 pm, at which time you must remove it from the building but are allowed to come in and out as much as you like so as to drink outside. Our admission is $8.00 for men, $4.00 for women, $6.00 military w/ID, Verifiable birthday boy's are free as are the bachelor's and bachelor party's of 10 or more get a $2.00 discount off the door. Included in the admission is the cost of a soda to cover your one and only drink minimum requirement. After 10:00 pm we open the lap dance booth's where for $15.00 a song our dancer's provide the most seductive topless lap dance's in the Midwest, promising to be the sexiest fun you will ever have with your cloth's on !!! Our amended bar provides patron's with a variety of soft drink's and chip's , cracker's, candy's, meat stix and smoking accessory's. We boast the largest stage area in the 4 state area ( 500 sf ) and have 2 girl's on stage at a time , where as a patron that puts forth two medial tip's ( one for each girl ) will be rewarded with some of the most erotic girl-girl show's that the law will allow.

 

Mystiques Cabaret

aka IV Play Lounge, Regina's

1750 S. Glenstone Ave.

Pasties, 21+, Full Bar.

Table dances.

 

Paradise Lounge

220 W. Commercial St.; Springfield, MO 65803; Phone: (417) 865-8050

Web site: web

Full Bar

 

Sassy Red's

2223 N. Glenstone Ave.; Phone 417-865-9039

 

Teasers

2209 W. Sunshine St.; Springfield, MO 00000; Phone: 417-864-8911

Female dancers.

Everyone Welcome.

 

 

St. Joseph Missouri strip clubs

 

 

Blondie's

404 S 6th St, St Joseph, MO 64501; Phone: (816) 364-9222

Topless

User Rating: A

 

Emerald Gentlemen's Club

20575 State Route K; Saint Joseph, MO 64505; Phone: (816) 901-9267

Nude. No Alcohol

User Rating: A-

 

 

St. Louis Missouri strip clubs

Also see Fenton

Many of the clubs that serve St. Louis are actually across the river in Illinois.

Be sure to check them out:

Illinois Strip Club List

 

Clementine's Bar

2001 Menard St, St Louis, MO 63104 ; Phone: 314-664-7869

website:

Gay, age: 18. Full Bar. Stage, Table, Couch, and Private dances. Male Dancers

audience: Gay. Couple Friendly. Biker Friendly. No Truck Parking. User rating: A-

 

The Bear's Den

8636 Frost Ave, St Louis, MO 63134 ; Phone: 314-522-8690

Pasties, Age: 21. Full Bar. No Food.

Stage dances. Female Dancers.

Audience: Everyone Welcome. Couple Friendly. User Rating: A

User Comments:

03/05 GREAT CLUB!

 

I Don't Know

102 Evans Ave, St Louis, MO 63121 ; Phone: 314-521-9990

Pasties. Age: 21. Full Bar. No Food.

Stage dances. Female Dancers.

Audience: Everyone Welcome. Couple Friendly. User Rating: A

User Comments

03/05 Add to the list of clubs in the area

 

Playboy Penthouse

6523 Olive Blvd, Saint Louis, MO 63130-2643 ; Phone: 314-725-2420

 

Rhonda's Place

10536 Page Ave, St Louis, MO 63132 ; Phone:

Pasties. Age: 21. Full Bar. Limited Food.

Stage dances. User Rating: A-

 

 

St. Roberts Missouri strip clubs

Also see Dixon

 

 

Big Louies

14400 SR-Z, St Robert, MO 65584 ; Phone: 573-336-8936

Nude, 18+. No Alcohol, Only Snacks

Dance: Stage, Female Dancers

Everyone Welcome. Couple Friendly. User Rating: B

 

 

Sunrise Beach Missouri strip clubs

 

 

Eclipse Gentlemen's Club

11573 N. SR-5; Phone: 573-374-8338

http://14521.stripclubs.net/

Nude, 18+. No Alcohol, Limited Food, Smoking Permitted

Stage, Table, Couch, Shower, Private, and Other dances. Female Dancers.

Everyone Welcome. Couple and Biker Friendly. No Truck Parking. User Rating: A

user comments:

01/07 Restaurant and Bar next door.

 

 

Warrensburg Missouri strip clubs

 

Playhouse

formerly Showtime Lounge

US-50 W. (1 Mile West of 13) Phone: (660) 429-3250

Pasties, 18+, Full Bar. Smoking Permitted

Stage, and Couch dances. Female Dancers

Everyone Welcome. Couple and Biker Friendly. Unescorted Female Welcome. Truck Parking. User Rating: C

Elizabeth Hilden's Playhouse

©2008 Rick Ryan. Used with permission

user comments:

12/07 this is the former showtime lounge remodeled. no food yet but they are trying. this is too new to really rate.

Grand Opening under new ownership and name was on 11/15/07 - WOM

05/07Business closed on 5/19/07 reportedly sold. it may reopen at a later date

05/07 great food good prices on drinks and food girls change very often so no use describing them

04/06 Great. Hailey was my favorite!

 

 

Warrenton Missouri strip clubs

 

Kickers

402 Progress Parkway

Topless

dances: Stage dances. Female Dancers

audience: White. Truck Parking. User Rating: C-

user comments:

08/06 this place is awful, 1 small room with a couple dancers, if you got a couple extra dollars you can take em home with you!

 

 

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